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The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'
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Video duration: 182 seconds
Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions.
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The Onion: Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election
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Video duration: 180 seconds
Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper.
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The Onion: Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars
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Video duration: 161 seconds
Disney claims its latest batch of child stars is so lifelike, youll barely be able to tell they have no souls.
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Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President
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Video duration: 195 seconds
Voting machine DRE700 came out of nowhere to defeat Barack Obama and John McCain and become the first machine president.
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Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Talk With Mike Greenman
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Video duration: 225 seconds
At a press conference today, the AGU announced it will not even acknowledge Mike Greenman until he begins dressing better and loses some weight.
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Warcraft Sequel Lets You Play A Character Playing Warcraft
Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 179 seconds
World Of World Of Warcraft's amazing level of detail makes players feel like they are actually in a cramped, dark apartment playing World Of Warcraft.
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Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Presidency
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Video duration: 178 seconds
President Bush will seek to comfort victims of his presidency as they try to make sense of the destruction he has caused.
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Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters
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Video duration: 145 seconds
For a majority of likely voters, meaningless bullshit will be the most important factor in deciding who they will vote for in 2008.
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The Onion: '9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda
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Video duration: 167 seconds
An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda.
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Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate Threatens McCain's Base
Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 186 seconds
Experts predict that Joad Cressbeckler could tip the election to Obama by attracting people who want to vote for the most crotchety candidate possible.
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Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?
Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 125 seconds
With the economy sliding deeper into a recession, panelists discuss whether it's time to stop throwing our money into a massive pit out in the desert.
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Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life
Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 161 seconds
After comprehending the capricious nature of fate, the Jaguars could not go through with the charade of playing a meaningless football game.
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The Onion: Sources Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013
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Video duration: 148 seconds
Unless Americans turn to alternative sources of entertainment, the 'Hannah Montana' star will soon be completely tapped out.
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The Onion: McCain Left On Campaign Bus Overnight
Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 159 seconds
Campaign officials downplayed the incident, saying the senator was fine as soon as he was fed and taken to the bathroom.
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The Onion: Gunman Kills 15 Potential Swing Voters
Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 187 seconds
The Obama campaign is cautiously optimistic after initial reports indicated that most of the people killed were registered Republicans.
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Portrayal Of Obama As Snob Hailed As Step Forward For Blacks
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Video duration: 142 seconds
Overjoyed civil rights leaders say that Barack Obama has paved the way for future black politicians to be smeared as country club snobs.
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The Onion: Gifted Youngster Sells Cookies To Buy Attack Ad
Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 164 seconds
In this installment of Beyond The Facts, a precocious 8-year-old girl participates in grown-up politics by spreading smears and lies.
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The Onion: Diet Book Author Advocates New 'No Food Diet'
Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 209 seconds
Today Now! talks with a diet book author who reveals that many things are surprisingly edible when you are driven mad by hunger.
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