EbenGregory once said that he who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot...whatever that's about. In another exciting boring episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, UGK's Pimp C explains why he thinks...Ne-Yo & Russell are gay, Jeezy's lying about dope prices & why ATL ain't the South.
In EbenGregory's world, friends aren't jumper cables...you don't throw them into the trunk and pull them out for emergencies. That is unless your names Cam'ron. In another esoteric episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Jim Jones gets cozy with 50 Cent while mulling his options to jump the Dip Set ship.
The first casualty of war is usually the truth, that is, if you're listening to EbenGregory tell it. In another random episode of foolishness called THE JEWELRY REPORT, 50 Cent tells Cam'ron to get his eye fixed after being knocked the f*ck out by Roc-A-Fella recording artist Tru-Life.
Let EbenGregory tell it...juice is bad!!! In another non-shocking episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, EbenGregory provides non-hard-hitting news reporting as he investigates why 50 Cent, Timbaland and Mary j Blige were named in the New York State steroid investigation.
Let EbenGregory tell it, everyone has a "best friend" during each stage of life-only a lucky few have the same one...ask Jim Jones. In another dumb episode of non-funny called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Camron squashes the beef with Juelz and sells his contract to Def Jam for $2 million in cash.
Let EbenGregory tell it, any relationship in which two people become one, the end result is two half people. In another exciting boring episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Young Buck gives a no holds barred interview while spilling the beans on his failing relationship with 50 Cent.
Let EbenGregory (and Akon) tell it, a lie told often enough becomes the truth. In the latest episoe of foolishness called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Akon and his gangster lifestyle gets exposed as fraud. One word...boo!
Let EbenGregory tell it, the solution of every problem is another problem...ask DMX. In another happy go lucky episode of non-foolishness called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Juelz Santana reveals how Cam'ron balla blocked his money until he was sold to Def Jam for $2 million.
Since the news is light this week, The Jewelry Man and EbenGregory shoot from the hip and report random news on Lil Wayne, Prodigy, Remy Ma & Beanie Sigel
When there is no news, EbenGregory reports non-news with the same emphasize as if it were...news. In another episode of random foolishness, Akon makes a country album, Beanie Sigel goes to jail, Max B gets shot and T.I. goes free...kinda.
Let EbenGregory tell it, everything's funny as long as it's happening to someone else. In another non-hating episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, 50 Cent embarrasses Young Buck by releasing a taped conversation which reveals details of Buck's dire financial situation.
Let EbenGregory tell it, telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting a falsehood, isn't it? In another 8 minute episode of bullsh*t called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Rick Ross denies the rumor allegedly started by Trick Daddy that he was a former CO in Dade County. Two words: Wet t-shirt!!!
In EbenGregory's world, experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes...but I ain't talking about Wayne. In another hard-hitting episode of non-journalism called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Lil Wayne catches another case after being busted by DEA agents for having drugs and guns on his person.
Let EbenGregory tell it, people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than for being right...but Ne-Yo didn't get that memo. In another dumb episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Ne-Yo tells R. Kelly "F--k you, pay me" in the form of an $800K lawsuit.
Let EbenGregory tell it, sometimes a pink slip...is just a pink slip. In another dumb non-exciting episode of THE JEWLRY REPORT, Peedi Crack explains how he was dropped from the Roc and why he thinks Beanie Sigel, Freeway and the rest of State Property also got the boot.
Let EbenGregory tell it, the truth is more important than the facts. In another episode of serious funny non-controversy of information called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Trick Daddy breaks his silence on Rick Ross and whether or not he was responsible for leaking the C.O. photos of the Boss.
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