The Architect explains how the Large Hadron Collider is a stargate to bring Satan back to Earth from the planet Nibiru to battle God at Armageddon or some nonsense
View the chilling re-enactment of the events leading up to my disappearance. Thanks to everyone who helped me out financially on this matter, especially the folks at www.pointlesswasteof time.com
By popular demand, an all new three-minute philosophy lesson! This time we rocket through the life work of theologian Thomas Aquinas.
I know it goes for four minutes. Shut up. It has extra bits.
