These segments are from the premiere episode of the Chelsea Action News with Joseph L Daly. First up is his introductory address to the students of Chelsea High, followed by is first editorial of the week on the development of Ray Guns for the Iraq War.
Joseph L Daly of the Chelsea Action News reports that while senator Barack Obama attended Cambridge, he failed to pay for 15 of the 17 parking tickets he earned for offenses such as parking at a bus stop, failing to pay the meter, and for parking on top of 6 small children and a crossing guard.
A motivational speaker talks to a recording of himself to help kids learn not to use drugs, but when he gets out of sync with the recording, things start going haywire... Made by Joseph L Daly and Alex Stacy of the Legion of Destiny.
Walter and Clarence tell grandson Clarence the story of how they started the AARP, but for some reason, there are guns involved and one of the guys telling the story ends up dying. Starring the Legion of Destiny's Joseph L Daly, Sean Dzobel, Rick Kinsey, and Joey Hanson.
Joseph L Daly of the Chelsea Action News talks about the reports that Al Gore's house uses up an obscene amount of gas an energy. Until now, Gore has urged Americans to cut back on energy usage, presumably so that there will be more left over for him.
Joseph L Daly of the Chelsea Action News reports on the sale of Anti-Valentine's Day cards, which are the perfect way to tell that special someone that nobody will ever love them.
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